February 2012
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I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
saggytitties:
“This blog is so funny I’m gonna die”
“Think Tumblr is addictive? Wait ‘til you’ve seen this blog!”
“Follow this blog, you won’t regret it!”
“You’ll love this blog on your dash”
“Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done”
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plasticprince:
Oprah: Book Club Fight Club
omfg i love her so much
this is real. This happened.
